Book Review: Swords & Dark Magic (Part 4)

Dark Times at the Midnight Market by Robert Silverberg

This story is about the tiny Vroor magician Ghambivole Zwoll, a creature with a beak and tentacles, and his business partner Shostik-Willeron, a two-headed Su-Suheris, whose magic shop has fallen on hard times as the world has become so overcrowded by magic that there is simply no more profit in it. An opportunity arises when a nobleman comes to their shop to buy a love potion, which ends up getting them into deep trouble. Robert Silverberg can write, that much I have to give him, and he might do quite well in writing for his familiar genres. But this story does have absolutely nothing to do with Sword & Sorcery. That this one was even submitted as a contribution to this book already indicates a failure on the side of the publisher, who apparently wasn’t even able to set any clear submission guidelines.

The Undefiled by Greg Keyes

I was really hoping the stories would get better the longer I keep reading, but instead it is only getting worse. By absolutely any standard I can apply, this story is just shit! The protagonist is called Fool Wolf, and always in this full form, never shortened to either Fool or Wolf. Apparently he is possessed by his girlfriend, who he raped to death in a berserker rage or something. There is no context at all, not even the slightest indication that locations are shifting, and there, and nothing makes any sense. Later on it is revealed that one of the groups extends its life by raping little children, and then somehow they are dead and the story stops. This is shit! Please don’t write anything again.

Since I have given up hope on this book, I am going to wrap up this review by quickly summarising what the remaining stories are about:

  • Hew the Tintmaster by Micheal Shea: In a city obsessed with colors, a man sends one of his assistants to find him a random housepainter, a the fate of the world is at stake. No.
  • In the Stacks by Scott Lynch: As part of their exams a group of magic students have to delve on a lethal mission into the dangerous depths of the library and demonstrate their ability to return books to their shelves by staying alive. No.
  • Two Lions, a Witch, and the War-Robe by Tanith Lee: Two guys kill some of the evil guards of the king and as punishment are send to get some magic thing from a cave, and on the way there are turned into lions. At least this is a story that tries to be Sword & Sorcery, unfortunately it’s rather bad.
  • The Sea Troll’s Daughter by Caitlin R. Kiernan: This one is actually good. Not great, but much better than most stories in this book. Again, there are no action scenes and practically no magic, but other than that it’s quite decent. It’s a lot like the aftermath of a proper Sword & Sorcery story. Quite often, these stories begin with the heroes having lost everything they won on their last adventure and having to skip town in a hurry. This one is the opposite, starting after the beast is slain and then everything is going downhill from there. If all stories in this book were this good, I’d have been perfectly happy with it. But alas.
  • Thieves of Daring by Bill Willingham: This is an interesting sample of the authors writings. It’s only a single scene covering four pages, during which obviously nothing happens but a short conversation between two characters. Just based on this, Willingham might be writing some really decent books. But as an entry for an anthology, this is a joke.
  • The Fool Jobs by Joe Abercrombie: This man is a professional writer, and it shows. The writing is quite good, and in a longer story, this would have been a good scene. But at this length, you just don’t care who lives or dies and the final outcome is pretty irrelevant. It got decent action though.

So, what is my final opinion? Don’t buy this book! If you get it as a gift, I recommend reading Goats of Glory, Red Pearls, The Sea Troll’s Daughter, and The Fool Jobs. The reat ranges from junk to shit. For an anthology of Sword & Sorcery stories, this book doesn’t have the slightest idea what that genre is. This is simply a book of generic fantasy short stories. Stories of fast paced action about daring swordsmen fighting supernatural evil are almost entirely absent. Only Goats of Glory and Red Pearls actually deliver that, and they are not worth the purchase of this book.

How sad.

Another great review of the book can be found here at Black Gate.

Book Review: Swords & Dark Magic (Part 3)

A Suitable Present for a Sorcerous Puppet by Garth Nix

This short story is about a knight who is in hospital with a broken foot who is looking for a present for his bodyguard golem’s birthday. There is not a single good thing to say about it.

Red Pearls by Michael Moorcock

Finally! Finally we are getting someone who really knows what he is doing and who actually understands the genre of this book! The story is about Moorcocks famous character Elric, of whom I actually only know that he is some kind of superhuman with a really powerful sword. Elric is traveling with his companions to the underside of his world for reasons only he really knows and, what appears to be his typical fashion, doesn’t share with anyone else. As they reach the port at the end of the sea voyage, Elric is already awaited by a woman who shares his highly unusual physical appearance. Elric has come for a magic sword, but in exchange he has to find a pair of red pearls.

It’s really obvious that Moorcock has writing stories like this for a long time and both understands what is expected and what he has doing. Pacing is good and he’s making the effort of actually describing things and not leaving the characters and the reader in a blank vacuum. This is the first story since the very first in the book that has actual action scenes and even incorporates sorcery at the same time. Which I had expected from all the previous seven stories as well! The presentation of this story is very well done. Unfortunately, the actual plot isn’t that interesting either.

The Deification of Dal Bamore by Tim Lebbon

This story is about a priestess of an all-powerful church who is transporting a rebell leader to his public execution when the procession is attacked by his supporters. While the style of the story is really quite effective at creating tension and a rich atmosphere, the author made the unusual descision to write everything in present tense, which feels particularly strange as half the story is told in flashbacks, which just feels like a very odd combination. A major element of the story is that the priestess believes the prisoner must be kept alive until his execution under any circumstances, but only until the very end do we get kind of an explaination why that would be important. Her soldiers don’t understand either and I think it’s not a great device to keep important details secret from the reader even though the entire story is narrated from inside the priestesses thoughts, who seems to be the only person who knows what’s actually going on. Despite its shortcomings, I think this is still actually one of the most exciting stories in the book and even though it barely checks any of the boxes of the genre, it seem still like a worthy contribution to this collection. (And far more so than mosy of the other ones.)

Book Review: Swords & Dark Magic (Part 2)

The Singing Spear by James Enge

One of the shortest stories in the book. It’s about a man calles Morlock Ambrosius. Really? Oh, well… Morlock is a maker of things and since he invented a still that could destill wine and gave it to a tavern owner, he is getting free alcohol and is permanently drunk. His hazy life gets disrupted when news come to him that someone recovered the Singing Spear, a magic spear he created a long time ago, which unfortunately is cursed. Now a madman is roaming the cuntry slaughtering everyone and everything he comes across, but Morlock doesn’t care. Not his problem. Until the tavernkeeper joins the refugees who are fleeing the country, which means no more free booze for Morlock! So he got to do something.

This is another really bad story. It’s short, nothing happens, and it overall feels like a draft written in two hours and phoned in. You don’t submit such a thing for publication. The common complaints apply here as well: The actual story really begins only in the last third and the author wasted not a single sentence on describing anything.

A Wizard in Wiscezan by C. J. Cherryh

Now we are finally getting somewhere! The city if Wiscezan has fallen under control of an evil warlord and his dark court magician, which forced an old local wizard to send his apprentices out of the city and go into hiding in the slums with only three young apprentices who have nowhere to go. The protagonist of the story is the eldest of the apprentices, who is gifted in illusions and increasingly in charge of their little group, as the dark magicians influence over the city is taking its toll on the masters health and mind. Things are changing when one day a stranger shows up at their magically hidden home, requesting the masters aid to do something about the warlord. But in no condition to leave the house and join an attack on the castle, he sends his oldest apprentice with him instead.

Finally I am getting my wish: Evocative descriptions! Nothing anywhere near the lavish sceneries of Tolkien, but this story does make an effort to set the scene that compares favorably to what Robert Howard did in his Conan stories. I am quite pleased with it. The pacing is a bit frantic, but that seems the be the authors intention, telling the story from the perspective of a young illusionist who is very much above his head with his situation while trying to maintain his carefully crafted spells. Since it’s just a single story and not a whole novel written in this style, I think it serves the story quite well. You also get a swordsman and a sorcerer on the good side as well as on the evil side, which is another thing I’ve so far been missing in this Sword & Sorcery collection.

A Rich Full Week by K. J. Parker

This is a decent story, but I kind of feel it ended up in the wrong book. It’s a nice ghost story with a slight dusting of sorcery, but not a single sword to be anywhere in sight. The protagonists calls himself a philosopher, as there are no such things as wizards or magic. However, there are forces at work in the world that are beyond the ordinary, and the good man is on a mission to a village that seems to be plagued by a vampire or ghoul, or similar creature of the undead kind. As an expert on these things, he is to consult the locals on how to find the creature and neutralize it. What I really like about the story that the others (as well as the two books of Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser I’ve just been reading) had been lacking, is that the story begins with telling the reader what the story is about. It does not spend more than half of the pages on setting the scene, but goes straight to the point. The actual monster hunt also begins very quickly, just after he reaches the village and introductions with the locals have been made. Nice, this is how you make good use of the format. The encounter with the creature turns out to go into a quite unexpected direction, and things are getting continually more complex as the story goes on. I’m not 100% sure what happened at the end, but there is also some intentional ambiguity, which I really quite like.

The pacing is nice and once more we are getting some evocative descriptions of the scene that not only explain the layout of the place, but also provide an impression of the feel and atmosphere these places have. It wouldn’t have hurt the first four story to occasionally mention that getting down the stairs is a bit cramped or that a mans face is not too well to see since the moon is shining from behind it. Small touches that add so much. However, as much as I can get upset about Ye fake Olde Englishe, I think this one goes a bit overboard with using a very modern language. Some of it is probably intentional as the protagonist, who narrates the story, is a modern man of science, but as the story is written it could also take place in a rural area somewhere in the 1920s, except that there is no mention of guns or trains. Like I just mentioned earlier, this is more a case of the story being a bit out of place in this book, rather than the story having any internal shortcomings.

Book Review: Swords & Dark Magic (Part 1)

Swords and Dark Magic – The new Sword and Sorcery is an anthology released in 2010, consisting of 17 stories in the style of classic Sword & Sorcery. It got pretty decent reviews and ratings, and with most of the big names of the genre being quite old already (Conan even made it into public domain almost a decade ago), I was quite intrigued to see what current authors have to offer as their personal take on it. I have to say that my personal knowledge of contemporary fantasy writers is very superficial, but even I have certainly heard of such names as Steven Erikson, Glen Cook, Michael Moorcock, and Joe Abercrombie. Since each story is by a different writer and was created independent of the others, the only sensible way to review them in detail is to do them each separately. I will keep it mostly spoiler free, but still point out specific things that I consider worth special mentioning.

Goats of Glory by Steven Erikson

This first story is about five mercenaries who seem to be the only survivors of a big battle who just barely made it back to inhabited lands and arrive in a small village so tiny and remote that even the locals have no idea what country they are in and who their lord might be. Pretty much everything about the village and its inhabitants is disgusting and for most of the story we get to see these rather unpleasant people resting at the local tavern after their exhausting escape. As night approaches the tavern owner directs them to the ruined keep at the edge of the village since their are no rooms or beds for visitors in that dump. And clearly both the tavern owner and the local gravediggers are quite anxious to see these unexpected visitors to put up their camp there for the night. Of course, things turn out to get a lot more complicated.

Maybe I am just spoiled with using Tolkien and Howard as my main references, but when I read fantasy stories, I expect rich descriptions of people and places. Both are unfortunately missing in this one. Another thing that I consider important for Sword & Sorcery short stories is to get to the point quickly and telling the reader what the story is about. Why do I care what these people are doing? Again, this story fails to deliver an answer, and for about two thirds of it I am just watching unpleasant people doing nothing. In turn, the remaining pages of the story hurry through the actual mystery and exciting events, even though a lot more could have been done with it. So far, a disappointing start.

Tides Elba by Glenn Cook

This story is about the Black Company, of which I have heard, but don’t know anything about. It’s about a group of mercenaries whose save and easy asignment of guarding a city gets distrubed by the arrival of one of the six powerful sorcerers of their mutual enigmatic boss. He simply is delivering the company new orders, but there seems to be some really bad history between him and them, which makes the mercenaries afraid something really bad is going to happen to them. The orders are simple enough, find and capture the rebell leader Tides Elba, but something about the whole thing seems very fishy.

It starts relatively simple with a group of mercenaries (again) sitting in a tavern playing cards and killing time (again). But as the story goes on, things are getting increasingly confusing. The mercenaries are afraid of the sorcerer and believe he is setting up to destroy them, but the story doesn’t tell us why. They find one of his notes that deeply disturbes them, but we’re not told what’s on it. Then they make copies of it and hide them, then have their wizards magically whipe their memory of ever having done so. But again, no explaination is given why and for what purpose. And then the conspirators who appeared to be old and trusted friends turn out to be actually hating each other, with no reason given. And apparently the fate of world is in danger, but we’re never told what’s the story with that either. There clearly is a big plot going on between the characters and they are hatching a cunning plan to outsmart the sorcerer. But the reader is never let in on it and even at the end when everything had played out, I still didn’t know what they were trying to do. To make things worse, this story is bad at descriptions either. Apparently some of the mercenaries are not warriors but wizards, but that remains entirely unclear until someone is suddenly casting a spell. One of them has been with the company for over a hundred years, which is mentioned multiple times, but there’s never any information on whether humans normally live that long in that world or if he is a dwarf, or anything like that. The worst offender is the main character and narrator, of whom I don’t know anything. I think the characters name is Croach or someting; I believe it is mentioned once towards the end. Not only do not know the rank or position, I am not even able to tell if the character is a man or a woman. This isn’t good either.

Bloodsport by Gene Wolfe

This story follows a man and a woman who were raised to be warriors in some weird game that combines gladiator combat and chess. This is already a really stupid idea that could ruin a good story all by itself. They end up wandering and the woman is looking for some kind of prophecy and eventually they come to a magical cave. This story reads like watching a movie in fast forward. You are able to tell that there are two characters that show up through the whole story and are apparently relevant to the plot,that the action moves between six or so different locations, and that it’s apparently some fantasy world with swords, spears, and horses, but you never have a clue what any of it means and what’s going on.

I really hate repeating myself, but again the story is completely lacking of any descriptions. The previous two stories had very brief and sparse information on where the scenes are set and what kind of environment the characters are in. This one manages to do nothing at all. At one point it’s in an area (I assume), then in a house in a destroyed city, then somewhere in thr countryside, and suddenly in a forest. There are never any transitions or anything establishing the scene. Plot also is completely nonexisting. And as I seem to have to say over and over, things are only starting to get interesting, at least as much as the word applies here, in the last third. The first two thirds could simply have been summarized in two sentences as a “how we got here”. This story is terrible. It is complete garbage. This one is just shit.

Hopefully the next three stories will be a lot better.

Book Review: Swords and Deviltry / Swords Against Death

As a big fan of Robert Howards Conan and fantasy works with the common themes and features of Sword & Sorcery, I still never got around to read anything by Fritz Leiber. He was the man who introduced the term Sword & Sorcery for the already existing type of fantasy literature, that with the massive impact of Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings needed to identify itself as its own distinctive niche. (In hindsight, Leiber’s attempt to define a fantasy subgenre might have been the only one that was actually successful.) He introduced the term of Sword & Sorcery referring to the type of his own stories of Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, but also considered Robert Howard’s Conan and Kull as prime examples of the genre he wanted to define.

So there really was no way I could push this out any further in my own explorations of the genre, and finally got around to get myself the (chronologically) first two collections of the series about these two famous heroes. Swords and Deviltry and Swords Against Death. It turned out to be a highly sobering experience.

The two books contain 15 stories, which were mostly written between 1939 and 1963, with the remaining four written in 1970, presumedly specifically for the inclusion in the collections, that were released the same year. Two other collections with stories mostly written during the 60s had been released two years earlier. There might be a possibility that these stories from the 60s are what fans consider the prime of the series, and that the two books I read where just the leftovers that were published to follow the success of the two previous collections. When your name is popular and you have ready material lying around, that’s a perfectly sound thing to do. But it’s the stories from 1970 I have the greatest problem with, and I think it’s unlikely that a writer would completely change his style in just two years. And while yes, the four stories from 1970 may have been rushed to get the two new books out, I still believe that after reading through these two collections, I have now a pretty good picture of the series as a whole.

And as I have already let shine through, it left me quite underwhelmed. Swords Against Death is really not a good book. Swords and Deviltry is a terrible book. I am not terribly well read about fantasy fiction from the early to mid 20th century, but I read most of Howard and Lovecraft, as well as Burroughs’ A Pricess of Mars, which share the same format and target audience. And compared to these famous authors, I find Leiber’s writing quite wanting. It might be unfair to compare an unknown novice writer to the best in the genre, as he has been when he wrote his first stories, but from everything I heard about him, Leiber’s fans seem to put him on the same illustrious pedestal as them. And there I really don’t see him. Not even anywhere close!

Now I have a very low opinion on literature critics and even though German literature was one of my two primary subjects during my last two years of school, I know pretty much nothing of the categories and terminology by which critics analyse and compare books. And while i read quite a lot during my life, virtually all of it is what literature snobs would call trash. (Though the actual term they are using around here is trivial literature.) But in this case, I really don’t have any trouble recognizing genuinely bad writing and identify the worst offenses. What has been striking me the most right from the start is a severe lack of descriptions. Fantasy lives and breathes fantastic or even just spectacular or evocative environments, as well as characters and creatures that are telling so much about themselves and their world even without saying a word. This is completely missing from these stories set in the world of Newhon. I read 15 stories and still the only thing I know about Fafhrd’s appearance is that he is tall and has red hair. The Gray Mouser comes down to being small and dresses in gray. The people they are dealing with are either fat, or have a black beard, but that’s as much description as we get. With environments it’s even more sparse. Another problem is Leibers language which he uses in the stories. Language changes over time, but Howard’s writings are two decades older and Burroughs’ even twice that much. And Leiber’s choice of words is deliberately archaic, and it doesn’t work out well. As a result, dialogs are very stilted. Probably the biggest offense in the stories is Leiber’s style of structure and pacing. Very often the first half of the story has nothing happening at all, and all that does happen is almost entirely irrelevant to when the actual adventure begins. Now no writer should slavishly cling to established conventions and imitate others when he thinks his own way works better for his stories. But other writers of the fantasy genres who use a similar short story format tend to start the story where the action begins and mention the events that lead to that point only in a paragraph or two, and for very good reasons. Now I admit that Lovecraft’s stories consist almost entirely of buildup and have the action scene at the very end, and in some of the stories it appears that Leiber might be trying such a thing as well. But in that case the buildup needs to consist of information that we will later need to understand the significant of the big reveal at the end, or in other words, actually build something up! In Leiber’s case, it tends to come off as padding. And that leads to what is by far the biggest mistake: The actual mystery, which the two heroes don’t know anything about yet, gets told in it’s entirety by the villains while the protagonists and the reader sits down and listens to a lecture. Then after the villain has told his complete lifestory, evil plan, and means to defeat him, we get a half-page fight scene and the story is over. “Show, don’t tell” may be an overused phrase that is often given way too much weight, but in this case it really nails down the problem.

This all can be excused, if the actual story that is being told, is a compelling one. Which these ones simply not are. You can’t shine shit. Even if you had a writer who is good at structure, pacing, and evocative descriptions, these stories are still bland. Think of the movie Avatar. Yes, it’s really pretty and looks gorgeous, but once you scratch the paint on the surface, there is nothing below it. As I see it, if you are an aspiring writer and look up some guides of common beginners mistakes that can easily avoided, Swords and Deviltry is the only sample material you need to find all of them in action, easy to spot. There is much more wrong with these two books, but that would be specific scenes and dialogs and would drift into nitpicking, so I am leaving it at these general issues from which the series suffers throughout all the stories.

If this is what many people seem to consider one of the Grand Masters of Sword & Sorcery, then I can now really understand why the genre has been suffering so much under a reputation of trash. I always assumed it’s the violence, whoring, and nihilism that offended “propper” critics, but it seems that even ignoring that, the writing is still bad. To anyone who wants to try Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser anyway, I recommend picking up Swords in the Mist and Swords Against Wizardry. Those are hopefully not quite as bad as Swords and Deviltry and Swords Against Death.